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Lee tripping on his robe  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine getting some bad news/finding out something awful. You are an anxious wreck because of it, but your favorite character notices and jumps in to save the day. They sit down next to you, pull you in against their chest, and gently comb their fingers through your hair as you spill your guts to them and tell them what happened and how you feel. After finishing, they express their sympathies and give you advice in a quiet, soothing voice before scooping you into their lap and slowly rocking you back and forth. You quickly calm down and relax, so much that you get sleepy, and they lie down with you and let you fall asleep against them. Before finally dozing off, they tell you they will always be there for you, will never hurt you, and that they will always love you no matter what.

Selfie because I actually feel pretty good today

Selfie because I actually feel pretty good today

The Anthropology department at my Uni is hosting this Sasquatch event with Dr. Jeff Meldrum! It’s to raise money for the Anthro club. 
It’s going be a very interesting lecture!

The Anthropology department at my Uni is hosting this Sasquatch event with Dr. Jeff Meldrum! It’s to raise money for the Anthro club.
It’s going be a very interesting lecture!

sixpenceee:

The Patterson Tape stabilized. The Patterson Tape is the most famous stop-motion picture of an unidentified subject we have all come to know as Bigfoot. (Video)

sixpenceee:

The Patterson Tape stabilized. The Patterson Tape is the most famous stop-motion picture of an unidentified subject we have all come to know as Bigfoot. (Video)

blairwaldorfings:

Britney clearly has no idea what is happening in other countries.

Special Edition: Britney in Germany

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  • (I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
  • Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
  • Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
  • Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
  • Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
  • Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
  • (The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
  • Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
  • Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
  • (I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
  • Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
  • Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
  • Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
  • Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
  • (My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
  • Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
  • Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
  • Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
  • (Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)